Save Hunky Hubby

Pregnancy is a funny thing. You (meaning the women) spend 9 months going through varying degrees of suffering and then at the very end all a mother can do is pray that the kid doesn't come late. Who can blame them? Back pain, sleepless nights, and not being able to see the color of the nail polish on their own toes for a couple of months isn't easy.

Then...the kid finally arrives! The joyous moment comes and the mother is delivered...right?

Wrong!

Then the real suffering begins. More sleepless nights, long days, breast pain, hormonal changes, stomach pain, screaming kid(s), idot husband (aka Hunky Hubby), and the list goes on. From the outside it is really a funny thing. For a month you hear nothing but how they want that kid out and when it does come they spend every waking hour (and there are lots of them) wondering what they have done and how they can put that kid back.

In the hopes of giving my dear wife a little get away from motherhood I have created the "Help Me" fund. I've put some ads on the right hand side of the page and all you have to do to is click an ad to help me send my wife on a relaxing cruise. So if you have any respect for motherhood or just want to give a new mother something to look forward to click one or two of the ads right now. If you don't care if my wife goes on a cruise but are against wives killing husbands I highly suggest you click on one of the ads too!