Sunday, October 29, 2006

I Blame Amber

I often ask why my children are insomniacs. If you read most of the major books on 3 months olds they say that by this time a child sleeps long hours through the night. Bode was born a sleeper. We could hardly feed him his first month of life because we couldn't wake him up. Those are my genes that caused that. Now Bode can't go 2 hours without waking up. Some outside influence has caused this and there is only one answer. Amber! My insomniac wife!

I think the extra hour a day that I spend at work each day is causing to much of Amber to rub off on my little boy. The result will soon be all of us in our graves. Either sleep deprivation will kill all of us off or one of the clan will kill everyone else in a sleep deprived rage. There is no hope left for us!

On another note I'd like to thank and encourage all of you to continue to click the ads on this page. The plan is for Amber and I (the sleep deprived) to leave the kids behind the end of January to go on a cruise. Thanks to all of you for your help to make this happen!

To those of you who asked if I actually grew that big pumpkin in my previous blog the answer is yes. Grew it from a very small plant in the back yard. It now sits proudly on the front porch. Hadley and I carved it on Monday.

"Help Me" fund update: $170.34 until Amber goes on a much, much needed cruise.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the pumpkin looks sleep deprived!!

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor sleep deprived pumpkin! I'm sorry for the cruel, heartless, attack of what certainly was a great pumpkin. Sigh, a life cut(more like smashed) way too short.

6:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which one of you crazed sleep deprived people destroyed the prize pumpkin?

9:06 AM  

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