Birds and the Bees
I started this post about three times in reply to Amber's post. Most of what I thought I wanted to say is inappropriate. The simple fact is that according to an article that I recently read it said that women are just as sexual as men or possibly more sexual. There may or may not be truth to that scientific discovery. All I know is that at one time the most prominent scientists use to think the earth was flat. I guess science isn't always a science.
"Help Me" fund update: $229.27 until Amber goes to a relaxing, sunny beach.
"Help Me" fund update: $229.27 until Amber goes to a relaxing, sunny beach.
posted by Crazy Canuck: The Truth Set Free at 7:04 PM
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As the wise comedian Count Von Trapp (or whatever his name was) said on "Last Comic Standing":
"Marriage doesn't ruin your sex life. Kids do."
hmmmm, my hubby says the same thing. this might be a conspiracy
Warning: Do not fall for the "kids ruin sex life" line. Let the serf show you the results of accepting this line of thinking. When the kids are young, you will hear “I’m to tired from taken care of the kids”; at preteen age it will be “I’m to tired due to keeping up with all the kid’s activities”; teens will cause “How can you be thinking about that? Aren’t you concerned for your kids?” or “We can’t, the kids are still awake.” By the time you ship the last one off to college, the first has graduated and moved back home or you’re now too old to be interested.
I assure you the intimate relationships are still possible when kids arrive in the home. All you need is romance, creativity and most of all a pile of money. When kids arrive, intimate relationships are no longer “free”. You will need to pay baby sitters, bribe parents, court your spouse with special meals and new clothes, pay for motel rooms and three day vacations (without kids). Three days is the minimum vacation length, when the kids are young, since it takes two days for your spouse to detoxify from being a mom and the last day she will act like a wife. This is also about the maximum time your parents will agree to keeping your kids. The vacation time must be increased to five to seven days when the kids are teens. As you can see, kids do not ruin your sex life, they make you have to pay for it.
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